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gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

no, it’s a joke,

i’m so hungry i coULD EAT A HORSE

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

image

galaxypeen:

Why I’m A Feminist

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden)

plaidandredlipstick:

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

electragurl:

how does roy mustang have abs like seriously 80% of his job is sitting at a desk getting yelled at by riza hawkeye

baby: m-mm ma... m
magneto: mommy?
baby: mutant supremacy
magneto: good
tags → #xmen 
mureh:


nahcowillmissu said : Joker and EDI’s silhouettes watching a sunset romantically in #2 or #17? (???????)

Sorry Nahco, but I DUNNO WHY I DIDN’T READ THAT “SILHOUETTES” THING. Instead, here’s EDI and Joker watching eachother romantically in the sunset (?)

mureh:

nahcowillmissu said : Joker and EDI’s silhouettes watching a sunset romantically in #2 or #17? (???????)

Sorry Nahco, but I DUNNO WHY I DIDN’T READ THAT “SILHOUETTES” THING. Instead, here’s EDI and Joker watching eachother romantically in the sunset (?)

tags → #mass effect 
mememaster:

are you kidding me

mememaster:

are you kidding me

tags → #same